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Opposites Do Attract

By: Jan Michaels

By Jan Michaels

I've come to the conclusion (and it's only taken me 50 years) that Opposites DO Attract!
Of course there has been ton's of evidence of this since time began, but being from Missouri, you have to show me the donkey before I believe there is such a thing as a donkey.

Anyway, I had to laugh recently when I read an article claiming that men and women should share the same hobbies, interests and in essence be the same person for love to really have a chance to grow..

Hmmm ... can't say I've ever met any couples like that, but to dispute that claim,

I offer up my Girlfriend and I for an example ... we have two very different sleeping environments. I like the window open while I sleep and, at some point in the night, a sheet as a blanket.

Give me a fan at the window blowing fresh cool (my girlfriend said to add "cold") air gently swirling (she says "Windtunnel") over me as I sleep.

She tho, likes the window Closed, the heater On full blast and 6 comforters piled on her ... One good thing about this is that I don't mind if she steals all the blankets! Go ahead .. take 'em all.

And of course, theres the problem with turning over to cuddle up to each other ..
She complains of frost bite on her arms and hands, and I feel like I'm snuggling up with a space heater running at full blast (To really understand this, read Elvis's lyrics of "Burnin' Love").

So, since we both refuse to sleep in different rooms (She Loves Me!), and there isn't any way to really compromise, we both just have to deal with each other's differences ... isn't that what loves all about?

And tho we may not be exactly the same and in fact opposite in most everything, I get to spend every night with the hottest, and I do mean "Hottest" woman on the planet!



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Jan Michaels is a self-described relationship expert (why is his girlfriend laughing?) that is truly in love. When not writing amusing articles, he doesn't do much of anything really important, unless feeding the cat counts. You can see more of his musings or various and sundry humorous items at: www.brunkco.com/toofunny Or, his Articles Heaven Site at: www.articlesheaven.brunkco.com/art

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