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Laughing At Stupid Films Good For Your Heart - Study Hey fatso! Are you worried that you'll eventually blob away into a huge clump of cholesterol and die of a giant coronary? Screw exercise - a scientist has said that watching Kingpin is just as good for your heart. Ways to tell someone their fly is open Have you ever been in the embarrassing position of walking up to someone and seeing their fly is open? Not really sure what to say without things getting too uncomfortable? Well, you are in luck because I've compiled a list of things to say when the barn door is open ... You Might Be From A Small Town If... Heres some helpful information to help you decide if you fit into the "small town" mold. Remember .. theres no shame in coming from a small town ... unless everybody in town was your relative ... Ultimate Geek Meter Are you concerned that you may be a geek, but just aren't sure? Well then you should take the Ultimate Geek Meter and find out once and for all if you should come out of that closet and embrace your geekhood! More things I have learned Growing old does have one benefit ... experience. So, I am continuing here to share my vast pool of knowledge. Of course my girlfriend can't resist telling me I need to clean my pool, but heres the list anyway. Things I have learned Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. But if you do, sleep in the bathtub ... If you are extremely drunk and swear you will never drink too much again, you will forget this when you are sober. Amazing Trivia Part 1 I admit it .. I LIKE trivia, tho it serves no purpose for me since I can never remember any to bring up in conversation. But still, it is fun, so I've created this list of amazing trivia that I found to be absolutely riveting. You May Be A Drunk If... Have you heard "You drink too much" from friends or you're significant other? Need some way to determine if this is true or not? Well, here is a list of signs that you may (or may not be) a drunk! When snail mail ment something Some of us reading this may not realize that before email, there was just the United State Post Office delivering our precious mail thru rain, sleet, snow and dogs with bad attitudes. And even if it took them 50 years (yep, it really happened) they would deliver you're mail to whomever was still alive by then. Well, the post office still delivers mail, but now we have options … yes, I'm talking about email, which has revolutionized the way we send and receive mail. Put The Smackdown On Scrooge Every year I am amazed at the range of emotions that occur during the Christams Season. Everything from extreme joy, to extreme depression. And the worst of it is the people that choose to skip the holidays or just go thru the motions of what Christmas is all about. For those folks I've listed their 'Scrooge-isms' in the hope of putting the spirit of Christmas back into perspective! Opposites Do Attract I've come to the conclusion (and it's only taken me 50 years) that Opposites DO Attract! You may be in love if... One of the most common human experiences that two or more (depending on how ambitious you are) people can share is love. But, it’s not always easy to tell if you are in “like”, “lust” or full blown, forever loving. With that in mind, I’ve created this list of signs that you may be crazy in love!